Conversations

Conversation with Brandon -

Me (running the bath water): Time for bath.
Brandon: Make sure it's not too hot.
Me: It's not too hot. In fact, it's nice and cool.
Brandon: Well, then make sure it's not too cold.

Conversation with Hayden -

Me (placing pizza slices on plates): Come on guys, dinner's ready.
Hayden (walks in from his bedroom and starts to sit down): It's not here.
Me: It will be in just a minute, I'm getting it on the plates.
Hayden (sighing): Don't call me in here until it's on the table. (rushing back to his bedroom)
Me: It will be on the table in 10 seconds.
Hayden: Call me then.
Me (10 seconds later): Dinner's on the table.
Hayden: Are you telling me the truth?
Me (wondering when Hayden turned into a teenager)